Chaotic Shiny - Generator

Here is a simple example of the sort of thing that the Sentence Gen Builder can make. The code for the body of the gen is in the box, and below it, the results of that code. This gen can be easily made simply by entering categories into the gen builder, and then entering data into the resulting code.

var hero = new Array 
hero[0] = 'prince' 
hero[1] = 'princess' 
hero[2] = 'hero' 
hero[3] = 'heroine' 
hero[4] = 'servant' 
hero[5] = 'squire' 
hero[6] = 'mage' 
hero[7] = 'ranger' 
hero[8] = 'druid' 
hero[9] = 'fighter' 
hero[10] = 'thief' 
hero[11] = 'bard' 
hero[12] = 'wizard' 
hero[13] = 'knight' 
hero[14] = 'noble' 
hero[15] = 'youth'

var goal = new Array 
goal[0] = 'find the lost relic' 
goal[1] = 'rescue the missing heiress' 
goal[2] = 'fight off the invaders' 
goal[3] = 'escape certain death' 
goal[4] = 'stop the evil necromancer' 
goal[5] = 'foil the overlord\'s plans' 
goal[6] = 'close the portal' 
goal[7] = 'slay the beast' 
goal[8] = 'win the tournament' 
goal[9] = 'kill the dragon'

for (var n=0;n<4;n++)
{
document.write("The ")
single(adjective) 
document.write("  ")
single(hero) 
document.write(" must ")
single(goal) 
document.write(" or else. <br />")
}
</script>

The witty fighter must find the lost relic or else.
The dashing squire must kill the dragon or else.
The cunning youth must rescue the missing heiress or else.
The dark fighter must win the tournament or else.

Here's an example of a slightly more complex script, that can generate multiple sentence structures. This code was made by taking the basic code from the gen, and modifying the end of it following the instructions near the bottom of the gen builder page.

var prize=new Array
prize[0] = 'true love' 
prize[1] = 'the prize' 
prize[2] = 'honor' 
prize[3] = 'the crown' 
prize[4] = 'enough money to save the farm' 
prize[5] = 'vast riches'

for (var n=0;n<6;n++)
{
var sentences = Math.floor(Math.random() * 3)
switch(sentences)
{
case 0:
document.write("The ")
single(adjective) 
document.write("  ")
single(hero) 
document.write(" must ")
single(goal) 
document.write(" or else. <br />")
break
case 1:
document.write("The ")
single(adjective) 
document.write("  ")
single(hero) 
document.write(" needs to ")
single(goal) 
document.write(" in order to win ")
single(prize)
document.write(". <br />")
break
case 2:
document.write("The ")
single(hero) 
document.write(" seeking ")
single(prize)
document.write(" must team up with the ")
single(adjective) 
document.write("  ")
single(hero) 
document.write(" in order to ")
multiple(goal,3,1)
document.write(". <br />")
break
}
}

</script>

The princess seeking the prize must team up with the dark servant in order to find the lost relic and win the tournament.
The angsty hero needs to close the portal in order to win true love.
The impulsive hero needs to escape certain death in order to win true love.
The snarky thief must escape certain death or else.
The dashing princess must kill the dragon or else.
The snarky heroine must close the portal or else.